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Funny Shayari

  1. Aur bhi cheezain bohat si lutt chukin hain dil kei saath.
    Yeh batayaa doston nei ishq furmanei kei baad.
    Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mein.
    Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad.

  2. Kon rakh ta hai yaad naamo ko,
    logh chaharo ko bhool jatey hai,
    tum samader kee baat karti ho,
    logh ankho mein doob jatey hai,
    Mohabat jisney ker ni ho.
    wo mohabat kya janey,
    Mera dil tumhi ab bhi chahata hai...
    teray dil ko khuda jaanay!!

  3. Shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hotha
    Kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hotha
    Naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
    Naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
    Arre yaaro... ishq par koyi zor nahi hotha" !

  4. Eed ke din aap khadi na hone chhat par
    Eed ke din aap khadi na hona chhat par
    kahi log roza na chod de aapku chand samaj kar

  5. Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
    Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
    Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
    Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
    Wo SASURAL  hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
    Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho

  6. Banane mein mazaa hai wo karkhaane jaanthe hai
    Pilane mein jo mazaa hai wo meh khaane jaanthe hai
    Jalne mein jo mazaa hai wo  parwaane jaanthe hai
    Arre yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai

  7. Math pee  ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
    Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
    Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le

  8. Hamhe to apnon ne mara
    Gairon main kahan dham ta
    Meri kashti doobi wahan
    Jahan paaani kam tha



  9. Us falak ke teer ka kya nishana tha
    Jahan thee meri manzil wahin mera aashiyana tha
    Bas pahunch hi rahi thi Kashti saahil pe
    Is toofan ko bhi abhi hi aana tha

  10. Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
    Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
    Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
    Wah....Wah................... 
  11. Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
    Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
    Light chali gayi,
    Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....


    Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
    Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
    Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya...

    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
    Hawa hi hawa hai.

    Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
    Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
    Melody khao khud jaan jao........

    Khud ko kar buland itnaa
    Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
    aur khuda tumse puche
    Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise???

    funny Shayari submitted by : - pratham

    Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
    JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

    Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
    lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
    yahan likhana mana hai.

    Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
    Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
    Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

    Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
    Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
    Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le...

    funny Shayari submitted by : - pratham

    Door se dekha to ande ubal rahe they,
    Paas jakar dekha to Ganjey uchhal rahe they

    Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
    Ye saala idhar hawa kyon nahi ayaa!...

    Teri jheel si aankho mai doob jaane ko dil chahta hai,
    Magar kya karu, tera chashma beech mai aata hai!

    Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
    Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
    (kya baat hai..)
    Sin theta by Cos theta equal to Tan theta...
    (Wah Wah...........???????????????)

    Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
    Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
    Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

    Chhup gaye saare najaare, oye kya baat ho gayi,
    Dosto, abhi pata kar ke aata hoo kya baat ho gayi!

    Maine tujhe dekha
    Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
    Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

    funny Shayari submitted by : - amit

    Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
    Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
    Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ??

    Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
    Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
    Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....

    Wo Gulab hi kya hai jisme laali na ho
    Wo Gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali na ho
    Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI na ho
    Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali na ho

    Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen
    Bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen.

    Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
    Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
    Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

    funny Shayari submitted by : - sujal

    Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
    Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
    Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

    funny Shayari submitted by : - pratham

    Hum unki gali se gujre, khidki khuli thi
    per afsoos unki jagah unki Amma khadi thi

    Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
    Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
    Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

    Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
    Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
    Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
    To Reliance ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

    Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
    abe phir kiya hua
    Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

    Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
    Thora sa tum chalo,thora sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

    Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
    Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
    Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

    funny Shayari submitted by : - asmara

    Jab tum zulphain lehra logi to shaam ho jayegi,
    Agar tum sar mundwa logi to shavera ho jayegi
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