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Urdu Shyari

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Khuda Se Bas Ek Dua He Hamari
Khushiyo Se Saji Ho Zindgi Apki
Kitne Bhi Dur Q Na Ho Aap Hamse
Par Har Waqt Karib Ho Yad Hamari...

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Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Asma lakh uncha ho magar Jhuk jata hai,
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukavat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda Bhi j

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Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi "Dost" hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna ad

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Only after the last tree has been cut down,
only after the last river has been poisoned,
only after the last fish has been caught,

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Wo subah ka alarm,
wo pani ki thandak,
wo shampu ki bottle
wo dettol ki tazagi,
wo naye kapdo ka sukoon,tum kya jano
Ye to roz nahane wala hi jane



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GUNNU:Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Tha,
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua?
GUNNU:Yaha Se Guzra to Socha ki Puch Lu
Apne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha
Ab Naha Lu kya

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Rajini wants 2 eat ice-cream what does he do?
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Our gr8 Rajini goes to the Himalayas and starts licking d mountain over there...


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Boss: Cleanliness is important,
Did u wipe ur feet on d mat?
New employee: Yes sir
Boss: Truthfulnes is mor important, der is no mat outside



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How to convert d most interesting song of urs as a damn irritating song??.
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Just set it as ur Alarm Tone...
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Shayari Dard Bhari

Apni Hr Sans Me Aabad Kiya H Tumko
Mere Sathi Bahot Yad Kiya H Tumko
Meri Zindgi Me Tum Nhi To Kuch B Ni
Humne Is Kadar Pyar Kiya Hai Tumko


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Jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna
Meri dosti ki kaid main jamanat nahi hoti
***************
 Tujhe Chah K Kese Kisi Ki Chah Karu,
Tuje Bhul K Q Khud Ko Tabah Karu,
Tu Zindgi Hi Nhi Khusi B He Meri,
Fir Q Kisi Or Ko Soch K Gunah Karu.

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Kisi Ko Zyada AzMaya Nhi Karte,
Apno Ko Yu Sataya Nhi Karte,
Chahne Wale Bhi Waqt K Lamho Ki Tarah Hain,
Beet Jaye To Laut Ke Aaya Nhi Karte



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Rhne ki yahan sbki aukat nhi hoti
bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti
ye engine clg hai mere dost yaha
bina maa bahan k bat nhi hoti

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nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li,
rahe dono khamosh par baat kar li.
Mohbbat ki fiza ko jab khush paya,
aankho ne ro-ro k barsaat kar li !
***************
Sath roti thi or hasa krti thi
Vo ladki jo mere dilme basa krti thi
Bat qismat ki h sirf juda hogye hm
Wrna vo toh muje taqdir kaha krti thi

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Dur Jakar v Dur Ja Na Paya
Kitne Roye Tumhare Liye Aansu Ruka Na Paya
Dukh Nahi Ki Tumhe Pa Na Saka
Dukh Ye Hai Ki Tumhe Bhula Na Saka

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Tere Ansu Apne Ankho Mai Chupa Lu
Tere Dard Mai Apna Bana Lu
Ek Baar Kah Do Muje Haq Hai Tum Par
Ish Duniya Se Lad Kar
Tumhe Apna Bana Lu



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Apne hone ka ehsas De Dena,
kabhi hume Bhi Awaaz De Dena
Yaad Aa Jaaye ibaadat me Agar,
Haath utha ke Mere Yaar Dua De DeNA...


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Zindgi vich tenu hamesa yaad rakhge tere naal gujre pal aabad rakhge
je tu bhul vi jaye to koi gal nhi
assi teri is bhul nu vi yad rkhege.

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Shero Shayari

In Ankho Main Kabhi Jo Jhanko Tum
In Mai Sub He Tasveere Tumhari Hai
Kahne Ko To Ye Nadan Dil Hai Hmara
Lekin Is Me Sabhi Dharknein Tumhari Hai.
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Koi Chah kar b Mohbbat Nibha Nahi Pata
Koi Chah kar Rista Bana Nhi Pata
Kyu Leti H Zindgi Aisi Karvate
Ki Koi Chahkar B apno ko bhula nahi pata.
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Inkar ko ikrar kehte hai
khamoshi ko izhaar kehate hai
kya dastur he is duniya ka yaaro?
1 dhokha hai jise sab pyar kehte hai..
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Dil ko dukhane me waqt kitna lagta h
Ansu bahane me waqt kitna lgta h
Apko hamari yaad satati nahi
Warna msg krne me waqt kitna waqt lagta h
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Waqt ki aanch me patthar pighal jate he
Khushi ke lamhe gam me badal jate he
Kyun karega hume yaad koi.
Waqt ke saath khayalat badal jate he
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Apke liye
/"""\/"""\
/ /! !! !\ \
\ \! !! ! / /
\_) !! (_/
!.....!!....!
Aap ke liye swetar bheja he
pehan lena. 
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Roz Roshni k hazar sitare Nikle
or Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle
Jail me hm B Gye Apke sath
Jb Apke chori k mobile me Sare sms Hmare Nikle

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Hum To Kuch Na The
Par Aapne Bana Diya
iTna Pyar Diya k Jina Sikha Diya
Dard Lekar Hum Aye The Akele
Aap Jese Mile To Har Gum BHula Diya.
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Humsafar To Sath Sath ChaLte Hain
Raaste To Bewafa BadaLte Hain
Uska Chehra Hai Jab Se Meri Aankhon Me
Jane Q Log Meri Aankhon Se JaLte Hain
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Zakhm itna gehre he izhaar kya kre
Hm khud nisana ban gye vaar kya kre
Mar gye hm mgar khuli rahi ankhe
ab isse zyada unka intezaar kya kre?
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Kitne Log Hai Mere Milne Wale
Mere Chahne Wale
Mere Sang Hansane wale
Mere Dukh Me Rone Wale
Phir B Na Jane Q
Ye Khwahish He
Koi Tum Sa Ho
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Dosti shayd zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil me basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar.
Phir B zarurat iski har kisi ko hoti hai.
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Dard Shayari

Aina Hu Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho
Khud Nazar Aaoge Ankh Milakar Dekho
DiL Aapka He Jaan B Dedu Tum Par
Bas Mera Sath Zara DiLSe Nibha K Dekho,
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Zehen Me Unki Yadon K Saye Hy
Aaj Fir Yaadon K Badal Chaye Hy
Wo Puchte Hai Mere Muskurane Ki Wajah
Kaise Kahe Ki Aaj Wo Fir Yaad Aaye Hy..
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Ye chhoti si yaade bada sila degi
Gulab ki tarah apka chehra khila degi
Mat bhulana hamari yaado ko
Ye yaade khud aapko bahot dukh degi..
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Sukun mil gaya badnam hokar,
Har ilzam pe bezuban hokar,
Log padh lenge aapki ankho me mohbbt meri,
Chahe aap inkar kar do anjan hokar..
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Wo Mujhe Azad Nahi Krta
Mai B Azad Hone Ki Firyad Nahi Krta
Kabhi Kabhi To Wo Itna Yaad Aata Hai Ki
Mai B Zid Me Aakar Use Yaad Nahi Karta..
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Tum Khamosh Hum Preshan Se Kyu Hai
Tum Ziddi Hum Nadan Se kyu Hai
Apki Dosti Humari Dhdkan Hai
Par Aap Ye JanKar Bhi Anjan Se kyu Hai.
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Teri Chahat Ab Meri Ankho Me Hai,
Tera Nasha Ab Meri Sanso Me Hai,
Mere Dil Ko Jo Ghayal Kar Jaye
Jaan Aisi Ada Sirf Teri Baaton Me Hai
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Pyar Karke Uska Intezar Hi Paya Hai
Tanhai Me B Use Har Pal Paya Hai
Mil Jaye Khuda To Puchenge Usse Ki
Kya Tune Har Baar Mujhe Hi Azmaya Hai.
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Teri Dosti se Humei pyar hai kitna,
Izhaar Hum kar nahi sakte,
Humare liye Tu Uss KHUDA ki Tarah hai,
Jiska DEEDAR hum kar nahi sakte..
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Wo Dil ki Lgi ko Ada Samjne Lge
Do pal Roth k Guzre Jafa Samjne Lge
Wo Kya Jane ke Mai Kitna Roya unke Bin
Wo Bin Soche Samjhe Bewafa Samjne Lge
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Koi Khud se Pyara hota hai
Koi Dil ka Sahara hota hai
Jaruri Nahi Jindagi har ksi se Pyari ho
aap Jaisa PYAR to jindki se bhi pyara hota hai.
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Dard bhara is jeevan ka afsana hai
Jis ko apna jaana wo hi begana hai
kis ko jakar zakhm ye apna dikhaye
acha hai chup chap ye ansu pee Jaye.
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Har sapna khushi ka pura nahi hota
Koi kisi ke bina adhura nahi hota
Jo rosan karta hai sab rato ko
Vo chand b to har rat ko pura nahi hota..

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Gujra waqt dil ki
baat sunayega
kabi Sath the hm
har pl yaad ayega
gaur se palatna
Zindgi k panno ko
kabi na kabi to
Hamara naam ayega

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Mai UDAS Rehna Nahi Chahta Hu
Unki NAZAR Me Khas Rehna Chahta Hu
Unse Keh Do Hume CHOD Kar Na Jaye
Mai Har WAQT Unke Pas Rehna Chahta Hu..

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Duniya Khatam Hoti Nahi
Mamuli Toofano Se
Isse to Qayamat Chahiye
Mehsoos Nahi Hota Hai Mujhe Apna Gum
Hume to Zamane ka Dard Chahiye.
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sher-shyri

 Mere rabne ye karam anokha rakha
Di sabko khudai pr mujhe tanha rakha
Tut jata hy hr khwab pura honese pahle
Islie mene hr khwab ko adhura rakha

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Zindgi jeene ko 1 khwab milta hY,
Yaha hr sawal ka jhutha jawab milta hY,
Kise samjhe yar or kise dushman,
Yaha har chehre pe 1 nakab milta hY..

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Caand Ki Judayi Me Aasman B Tadap Gya
Uski Jhalak Pane Ko Hr Sitara Taras Gya
Badal Ka Dard Kya Kahu
Caand Ki Yaad Me WoTo Haste-2 Barash Gya

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Ek BheeGi Hui Si Raat MiLe..
Us Raat Me Tera Haath MiLe..
Tere Lab Se Gire Jo Boonde..
Unhe Mere Labo Ka Saath MiLe..

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Koi Rasta Nahi Dua k Siva
Koi Sunta Nahi Khuda k Siva
Maine b Zindgi Ko Karib Se Dekha H Dost
Muskil Me Koi Sath Nahi Deta Ansu k Siva

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Ulfat ki janjeer se dar lagta hy
Kuchh apni hi takdeer se dar lagta hy
Jo juda karti hai kisi ko kisi se,
Haath ki bas usi lakir se dar lagta hy
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Kisi k sukh ka ahsaas hY hum
Zindgi ka sunahra saaz hy hum
Dusro ko kushi dene ki koshish karte hy
Or khud hi pal bhar ki khushi k mohtaj hy hum

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Jiske Iqrar Ka Intzar Tha Mujhe
Jane Kyu Us Se Itna Pyar Tha Mujhe
aeKHUDA Aa Hi Gaya Wo Hasin Pal
Jab Usne Kaha Tumse Bahut Pyar He Mujhe..

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Maujudgi Zaruri Nhi Zaruri Ehsas He
Hum Kahi Dur Nahi Apke Aas-Pas He
Dekhiye To Zara Mann Ki Ankho Se
Hum Har Kadam Par Aapke Sath Hai.

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Kisi ko pyar karna nahi aata,
kisi ko pyar ke siwa kuch nahi aata,
bas yahi do raaste hai zindagi ke,
Ek Unhe Nahi Aata Ek Hame Nahi aata

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Tere Bagair Ye Dil Mera Kahi N Lage
Tuzko Tuzse Churalu Agr Bura N Lage
Agr Tum Pr Mrna Hy To Is Tarh Maru
Dil Ko Kya Dhadkan Ko bi Pata N Lage..

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Silsila zakhm ka lagatar jari hai,
jisse mohabbat hai usse yaari bhi hai,
naav kagaj ki chhod dee hai maine,
ab aage samander ki Zimmedari hai

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Meanig of Love
Tanhai me muskurna it's Luv
1bat ko sbse chupana it's Luv
Dil hi dilme kisiko pana its Luv
zinda hote hue b mar jana it's Luv.
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Shikayat He Apse Par Bol Nhi Sakte
Bahot Dard Chupa he Dil Me Pr Dikha Nhi Sakte
Aapse Mile Bina Reh Lenge
Magar Yaad Kiye Bina Reh Nhi Sakte,
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romantic shayari

Nasib ka khel B ajib hota hai.
Chahnewalo ko aansu nasib hota hai.
kaun Chahta hai apno se dur hona.
bichhd jate hai wo jo sabse karib hota hai.

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Kuch bikhre sapne or ankhon me nami hai,
Ek chota sa asma or ummido ki zame hai,
Yun to bahot kuch hai zindagi me lekin....!
AAP ki kami hai.

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Kitna Hasin Chand Ka Chehra Hai,
Uspe Raat Ka Rang Gehra Hai,

Khuda Ko Yakin Na Tha wafa Pe
Tabhi To 1 chaand Pe Hazaro Taaro ka Pehra Hai.

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Ek Tu Hi To H Jo Dil K Karib Hai,
Ek Teri Dosti Hi Mera Nasib Hai.
Haare Hai Hum Ab Tak Zindagi Me,
Ek Tera Hona Hi Meri Zindagi Ki Jeet hai.

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Muskurati Ankho Se Afsana Lika Tha
Shayd Apka Meri Zindgi Me Aana Likha Tha
Taqder To Deko Mere Ansuo Ki
Inka B Apki Yad Me Bhi Jana Likha Tha.

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Maana k hum bahut Ladte hai
Magar Pyar Bhi Bahut karte hai
Humare Gusse ki Wajah se Naraz Na ho Jana
Hum Gussa Upar Se Aur Pyar DIL Se karte Hai.

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Na sathi hai koi,
Na humsafar hai koi,
Na hum kisike na humara hai koi,
Par aapko dekh kar kah sakte hai ki,
Pyara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi..

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Muje Har Shay Se Mohabbat Uski
Uter Gyi He Mere DiLMe
Sadgi Uski
Wo Apne ApSe Kaise Juda
Kregi Muje
Wo Chand He Aur Me hu
Roshni Uski..

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Wo 1Cehera Hum Hr Kahi Talash Krte H
Zinda To Hy Mgar Zindgi Talash Krte H
Koi Q-BhuL Gaya H Hume Apna Bana K
Hum Khud Me Wo kami Talash Karte H

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Dil Hua Zakhmi Magar Kisiko Khabar Nhi
Meri Chahaton ka us pe koi asar Nhi
Ho K Juda Tumse Koi Mar Jayega
Sun k Usne Kaha Ye Koi Badi Khabar Nahi

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Mere To Dard Bi Auro K Kaam Aate Hai
Me Ro Padu To Kai Log Muskrate Hai
Khuda Jane Wo Kese Sukun Pate Hai
Dilo K Khel Me Jo Log Haar Jate Hai

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Zuki Hui Palko Se Unka Didar Kiya,
Sab Kuch Bhula K Unka Intzar Kiya,
Wo Jaan Hi Na Paye Zazbat Mere,
Jine Dunia Me Maine Sabse Zyada Pyar Kiya.

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Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti He,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti He.

Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti He.!!

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Sad Shayari

Tamanna bas itni hai uska Pyar mile
izhar kare hum to uska ikrar Mile
bus 1 bar wo kah de soch k batayenge
fir chahe 7 Janmo ka intzar mile..


Me Apni Wafao Ki Yu Misal Deta Hu,
Koi B Sawal Kare To Taal Deta Hu,
Muzhe Aksr Unhi Logo Se Mila Hai Freb,
Jinke Pao Ka Kanta Mai Nikal deta hu.

Lakho me ek ho Tum,
sweet me cake ho Tum,
dil k nek ho Tum,
apka koi rishta tod nai sakte hum,
Qki mere apno me ek ho Tum.

Teri Gunhegar Banu Ya Dua Ho Jau,
Kash Me Tere Hoto Se Ada Ho Jau,
Tham Lena Mera Hath Pakad Kar MujhKo,
Be Khayali Me Aagr TumSe Juda Ho Jau.


Meri Wafaye Hai Unki Wafao K Samne,
Jese Koi Chirag Ho Hawao K Samne
Kismat To Chahti Hai Tabaahi Meri,
Lekin Mazbur Hai Kisi ki Duaao Ke Samne.

Bina Bataye usne najane Q ye duri kr di
Bichad k usne mohbat hi adhuri krdi
Mere mukadar me gam aye to kya hua
KhudaNe uski kwahish to puri kr Dil


Hasti mit gayi ashiyana banane me
Zndgi beet gayi gam bhulane me
Ek pal me wo ho gaye paraye
Barso lage thay jinhe apna banane me.
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SMS Shayari

Dhire-2 umar kat jati hai
Zindagi yadon ki kitab ban jati hai
Kabhi kisi ki yaad bahut tadpati hai
Aur kabhi yadon ke sahare zindagi kat jati hai


Uske Sath Reh Nahi Sakta
Use Kho Kar Bhi Jee Nahi Sakta
Ye Kaisa Imtihan Le Raha Hai Mere Khuda
Jise Jaan Se Jyda Chahta Hu Use Paa Nahi Sakta..


Kabhi-Kabhi Mohabbat Me Waade Toot Jate Hai
Ishq Ke Kacche Dhage Toot Jate Hai
Jooth Bolta Hoga Chand Bhi
IsLiye To RuthKar Taare Tut Jate Hai.



Saanso Ke Safar Me Hardam Paya Hai,
Dil Me B Sweet Heart Tere ko Basaya Hai,
Tere Bina Hum Jiyenge Kaha,
Bhala DiL Ke Bina Bhi Koi Ji Paya Hai

Tasabur tumhara jo chu jaye
meri har sans se tumhri hi khushbu aye
ye kis mode pe le ayi he tumhari justuju
pani me aks mera ho or nazar tu aye..

Nigah Me Our Koi Dosti K Kabil Na Raha
Is Dariya Ka Or Koi Sahil Na Raha
Chand Jesa Dost Mila Hme Zamin Pe
Ab To Wo Chand B Didar K Kabil Na Raha

Ek Aahat Tere Pyar Ki Hai
Dil Ko Chahat Tere Deedar Ki Hai
Tamanna Kisi Ki Bhi Nahin Rahi
Aankhon Ko Talaash Tere Masoom Rukhsar Ki Hai..


Dil Ki Dhadkan Ko Tere Naam Kr Du
Apne AsuoSe Tera Jaam Bhar Du
Ae Jaan Kuch Mang K To Dekhiye
Teri Khusiyo Ki Khatir khud Ko bhi Nilam Kr Du.


Tarasta Hai Dil Teri Awaz Ke Liye
Teri Mohabbat Bhare Do Alfaz k Liye
Kardo Hume FANAH Apni is Ada k Liye
Tadapte He Hum Teri Ek Mulakat ke Liye
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Best Shayari

Aap jahan jaye wahan se kare fly all tear,
Sab log aap ko hi mane apna dear
Ap ki har raah ho always clear
Aur khuda dey aap ko ek jakkas new year


Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.


1 year of happiness
12 months of prosperity
52 weeks of success
365 days of good luck,
8760 hours of gladness
5,25,600 mins of goodness
H



ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela,
kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela.
sada sukhi rahe aapka basera.
i wish U a very Happy,& Refreshing savera



Ye Aansu B Kambkhat Ak Pareshani He
Khusi Aur Gum Dono Ki Nisani He
Samjhne Walo K Liye Anmol He
Aur Na Samjhne Walo K Liye Pani He!

Kon Rakhta He Yaad Naamo Ko,
Insan To Apno Ko Bhul Jaya Karte He..
Tum Samandar Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Pyar Karne Wale To Aankho Me Dub Jate He!


Love Can Neither
Be Created
Nor
Be Destroyed ...
Only It Can Transfer From
One Girl To Another
With Some Loss Of Money ..
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Shayari Of Love

kisi ki jheel si aankhoon main
yeh dil dooob jana chahta hai
per phir yeh khayaal atta hai
salla aphon ko swwming kerna kahan ata hai ....

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jat

Girlfrnd chahe kitni b buri ban jaye
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna kyuke
pani chahe kitna b ganda ho jaye
aag bhujane ke liye kaam to ata he hai ..!


Mobile kabhi piche ke poket me mat rakana
Batery fategi to gand fategi
LOg hath se gand dhote hai app gand se hath dho baithiyega


eacher To A Boy:
"Khamosh Ho
Jao Nahi To Khara
Kar DunGi."
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.
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.
.
All The Boyz
Shouted:
"Pehle Mera
Pehle Mera"


Kahan Ghayab Rehta Hy Yaar Tu
Teri Tou Shakal Tk Bhool Gya Hon Me
Wo Tou Abhi Abhi Apne
Tattay Pr Nazar Pari
Tou Mujhy Tu Yaad Aa Gaya.


Dukh mei wo kinara kar gaye
Hasti zindgi ko besahara kar gaye
Kabhi roka karti thi muzhe pene se
Jab zane lagi toh bottle ko aur eshara kar gaye


Sehwag sex karte hue kehta hai
aaj pich gilli hai
Mai jaldi out ho jaunga
Wife Aap ko out hone ka bahana chahiye
Kal es pich par Dhoni Sixer l

Women's life is very hard - morning - wash clothes,
Noon - dry clothes,
Evening- iron clothes,
Night - open clothes,
Late night-search clothes..


Boss: U r Not Wearing
Panties 2day ?
Secretary: True Sir!
But How Did U Know
That?
Boss: There Is
Dandruff On Ur
Shoes ... ;->


Janeman mujhe mar dalo
zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo
lamba lage to kaat dalo
mota laaga tu chaat daloo
acha laga tu apni gan main dalo.


D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?
?
?
?
?
Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye
?
?
?
?
?
Poket Sayyyyy
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Hindi Shayari

Sardar ke piche Kuta pada
Wo pareshan hoke sochne laga
Sala!Card to Airtel ka dalwaya
to phir Network Hutch ka kyo aaya

Kuch Nasha apki Bat ka hai
Kuch Nasha dhimi Barsat ka hai
Hume ap yuhi Diwana na kahe
Is Dil pe asar apki Mulakat ka hai


A Good Friend Is A
Connection To Life
A Tie To Past
A Road To Future
The Key To Sanity
In A Totally Insane World ... =)

Mast Nazron Se Dekh Lenaa Tha ..!!
Agar Tamanna Thi Aazmane Ki ...!!
Hum To Behosh Youn Hi ho Jaate ..!!
Kya Zarurat Thi Muskurane Ki ...!!


Duniya Main Dost Kam Milenge
Is Duniya Main Gham Hi Gham Milenge
Jahan Dunya Nazar Pher Legi Us Moor Per
Dost Tumein HUM MILENGE.


Sapno se dil lagne ki adat nahi rhi
har waqt muskurane ki adat nahi rhi
ye soch ke ki koi manane nahi aayega
ab hume rooth jaane ki adat nahi rhi


Hmari Zaat Ko Gawara Hi
NAhi Tha K Muhabbat Maang
Kr Lete ...
Aur Un Mein Itna Zarf Na Tha
K Bin Mang-E-Luta Dete..


AApki yadoon ko pepsi banakar piya karenge
bewaqt aapko miss kiya karenge,,,
MAR bhi gaye to kya ,,,
YAMRAAJ ke mobile se sms aapko kiya karenge.

Mast Nazron Se Dekh Lenaa Tha ..!!
Agar Tamanna Thi Aazmane Ki ...!!
Hum To Behosh Youn Hi ho Jaate ..!!
Kya Zarurat Thi Muskurane Ki ...!!
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Love shayari

1. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,

Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,

Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,

Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.






2. Aap ke chahne wale bohot honge,

lekin hum bhi kuch kum nahi,


Aap ke naam ke siway hume koi naam yaad nahi,


Aap ko yaad karne ke siway hume kuch kaam nahi,


Dil karta hai sirf ek baar pardes aanke tumhe dekh lu,


Phir maut bhi aae to koi gum nahi....






Missing u a lot my love......






3. Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,


Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon


Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye


Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon..!!!!






4.Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,


Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,


Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,


Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi...






5.Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,


Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,


Shayar to bohot hai ees duniya main,


magar Aap jaisa koi nahi,


Aur dost to bohot hai hamare,


magar Aap jaisa Heera(diamond) koi nahi...
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Wish You A Very Happy Pongal

"Wishing that this festival brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness.
Have a wonderful Pongal."



As you joyfully celebrate the festival of Pongal and welcome the harvest season, this greeting is being sent your way, to wish you everything, that the occasion is meant to bring. 
Have a Happy Pongal. 



Wish you a very Happy Pongal
Pot rice to Sun God
Sugarcane to Cow and Ox
Sweet rice to You and Me
Good milk to Friends and Family



May Prosperity and happiness fourish in your lives throughout the year as you celebrate the harvest festival of Pongal 



Hope you rejoice in the charm of your tradition! Wish you & your family a very Happy Bogi Pongal, Surya Pongal, Mattu Pongal!



"Hope this festival marks the beginning of a harvest season, that is happy and cheerful and one which brings with it good luck and prosperity for always. Greetings on Pongal" 



Happy Pongal to all!
We thank sun for burning himself to save us.
We thank plants sacrificing their life for us.
And we thank all the creatures helping us to live in this world for some time.



"Wishing that this festival is one, which brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness. 
Have a wonderful Pongal." 



Wishing you and your family a very Happy Pongal. 
May the almighty bless you all with the best of health, wealth and prosperity. 
With Lots of best wishes and regards.


Wish you a happy and prosperous Pongal. 
May all your dreams come true. 
May the almighty bless you with health, prosperity and joy. 



On this joyous day, let thoughts be translated to deeds. 
Weed out the unwanted, speed up the wanted, so that next year Pongal Festival will be real.



Wish you a special Pongal Valtukal! 
May god bless you with all the happiness and prosperity in life. 
May your future be bright as sun which is shinning for us. 
May all your wishes and dreams come true.
Wishing you again HAPPY PONGAL! 



I would like to take these opportunity to wish you a Happy Pongal.
Hope you will be happy!



Wish you a Happy Pongal and Prosperous Life.
May this Pongal bring Lot of Brightness to our Future.
Take Care



Thai Pongal is the New Year for the Tamil speaking people. 
Allow me to send my sincere and best wishes to one and all Tamils. 
I also wish them a very Happy and Prosperous Tamil New Year and Joyous Pongal.



May this Pongal give all sort of peace, happiness, prosperity and good health that u deserve and remove all the problems that is haunting u for a while. 
These are my sincere and heartfelt wishes for u on this auspicious day of Pongal. 
God bless u with all this things.
With lots of love




May Pongal fill your life with sweetness! 
May the sun radiate peace, prosperity and happiness in your life on PONGAL and always! 
Like a bright and beautiful Kolam may your days be sprinkled with joy and happiness! 
May the Pongal bring in new hopes and good harvest for you!
Wishing you a Happy Pongal!




Pongal marks joy and cheer and brings along everything that's best. May the festival of harvest season be one that brings along with it all that's best and everything you deserve.
Have a memorable Pongal



"Wishing that this festival is one, which brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness. 
Have a wonderful Pongal."



Hope this festival marks the beginning of a harvest season, that is happy and cheerful and one which brings with it good luck and prosperity for all. Greetings on Pongal.
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Republic Day Sms

 Republic Day Sms,Republic Day Sms,Republic Day Sms,Republic Day Sms,Republic Day Sms
DESH bahkto ki balidaan se,
SWATNATRA huye hai hum..
koi puche kon ho to GRAV se kahenge
Bhartiya hai hum...
***HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY IN ADDVANCE***
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Azad bharat k nikamme bachho,
kal agar dipawali ya new year hota to
aaj sms ki line laga dete.
Ab kam band karo aur sabko msg karo.
Happy republic day!
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Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko,
jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
khusnasib hota hai wo khoon
jo desh ke kaam aata hai,
"HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY"
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The Roots of Violence:-
Wealth without work,
Pleasure without conscience,
Knowledge without character,
Commerce without morality,
Science without humanity,
Worship without sacrifice,
Politics without principles
Happy Republic Day.
----------------------------
On the eve of 61th REPUBLIC DAY,
lets salute & remember d soldiers
who sacrificed their lives to protect our nation..
JAI HIND!!
Happy republic day!

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Still Sleeping?
The nation need you !
You need to be Awaken !
You are part of world’s biggest Democracy ..
Today is the day when We got our own constitution..
Its Indian Republic Day..
Wake up and Value the Day - 26 the January.
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Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kahna chahati hoon,
Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sun-na chahte hain.
Wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chhoo le.
***HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY***
----------------------------
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
Happy Republic Day
----------------------------
Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se...
Happy Republic Day
----------------------------
Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on
REPUBLIC DAY.
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Watan hamara misaal mohabbat ki,
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,
Meri khush naseebi mili zindagi is chaman mein.
Bhula na sake koi iski khushbu saton janam mein.
Happy Republic Day!
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Watan hamara aisa koi na chhod paaye,
Rishta hamara aisa koi na tod paaye,
Dil ek hai ek jaan hai hamari,
Hindustan hamara hai hum iski shaan hain.
Happy Republic Day.
----------------------------
Aajadi ka josh kabhi kam na hone deinge,
Jab bhi zaroorat padegi desh ke liye jaan luta deinge.
Kyonki Bharat hamara desh hai ab dobara is par koi aanch na aane denge.
JAI HIND!!
Happy Republic Day!
----------------------------
Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today…
Don’t forget the effort,make it movement of mass !!
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It has been passed 61 years after getting freedom of our India
nevertheless
no progress
why?
do you know why?
because still the fool people of India are reading my SMS
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=–..__..-=-._.
!=–..__..-=-._;
!=- -..@..-=-._;
!=–..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
!
!
Jay Hind
“HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

 Republic Day Sms,Republic Day Sms,Republic Day Sms,Republic Day Sms,Republic Day Sms
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shayari

faqeer-- rupya de de baba
santa-- sharam nhi aati?
itne hatte-katte khubsurt ho ker bheek mangte ho..
faqeer-- achha... to apni behen ka rishta de-de

ansu hote nhi bahane k liye
gam hote h pii jane k liye
sache sathi kabhi bichadte nhi
kuch dur ho jate h jyada pas aane k liye

guzri zindgi ko kabhi yad mat karna
taqdeer mai jo likha h uski fariyaad mat karna
jo hoga wo hoker rahega
fiker mai apni muskan barbad matt karna.

a smile is a sign of joy
a hug is a sign of love
a laugh is a sign of happiness
and a frnd like me
wel thats a sign of ur good karam of pichhle janam.

3nice thoughts
kill d tension before tension kills
reach ur goal before goal kicks u
live life before life leaves u.

jab tak tum nhi milte the
mai sitaron ko dekh sochta tha
wahi mere dost hain
fir tum mile
mujhe laga
kuch taare zameen pe bhi aate hain.

life chhoti h har pal mai khush rho
aaj paneer nhi to dal mai khush rho
aaj doston ka sath nhi to laptop k sath khush rho
ghar ja nhi sakte to phone karke khush rho
jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mai khush rho
jise pa nhi sakte uski yad mai khush raho
beeta hua kal ja chuka hai
uski meethi yad mai khush raho
aane wale kal ka pata nhi
to sapno mai hi khush raho
haste haste zindgi beet jayegi
bas har pal sabko khushi de ker khush rho.

a bird was disturbing to santa alwz
finally santa caught it n decided to kill it
cruelyyyy
so he took it 2 d top of a building n dropped it 
 

iss barsat mai hum bheeg jayenge
dil mai tamanna k phool khil jayenge
agar dil kare milne ko to
dil se yad karna
barsat banker hum baras jayenge.

dil ki ameeri kisi bazar mai nhi milti
sachi dosti har daal par nhi khilti
apno pe humesha aitbar rkhna
qki sachi dosti parayo se nhi milti.

3sardars were going on bike
traffic police raises the hand to stop them
one sardar replies-
oye pagal ho gya h kya?
tujhe kahan bithayenge..

hum labon se keh na paye unse hal-e-dil kabhi
aur 1 wo naa samajh paye ye khamoshi kya cheez hai.

zindgi se pyar karo zindgi tumhai pyar karegi
logo se pyar karo log tumhai pyar karnge

khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare
agar kare to kayamat tak juda na kare

na kashti na kinara h koi
na manzil na sahara h koi
na ansu h na khushi ka ishara h koi
par aap h to lagta h humara h koi

salesman- sir,cockroah k liye powder h koi?
santa - nhi..
hum cockroch ko itna lad-pyar nhi karte
aaj powder lagayenge to kal saale deo mang lenge

param pujya dost jii
parnaam---
aap k sandesh na milne se hum ati vichlitt hote hain
kripyaa apne chalitt durbhashh yanter se sandesh bhejte rahe
dhanyvad

wqt kabhi bewafa nhi hota
har ekk dil se bura nhi hota
jo dusro ko kehte rehte he bura
unhe khud ka sach pata nhi hota

dosti ki yad har wqt satati h
wo guzre pal wo masti bahut yad aati h
hum to fir jeena chahte hai
unn palon ko
par wo haseen zindgi
fir kahan laut k aati hai 
 

jane q iss jahan mai aisa hota hai
khushi jise mile wo hi rota hai
umar bhar sath nhi nibha sakte to
jane q pyar unhi se hota hai.

a morning either cloudy or sunny
is indeed a wonderful blessing
it offers hope giving us another start of wat
we call life-gud morning

a man got to wish 4m god
he asked 4 the best drink nd the best woman ever
next moment he had mineral water and mother teresa next to him
moral-- BE SPEIFIED...

gud frnds cums 2 visitu in d hospital wid flower n gone
but a true frnz sits near u n says
yaar,
bahut mast nurse hai
araam se thik hona
mai roz aunga

in a college test
a student who didn't prepare left the page blank and wrote at the bottam
'dedicted to my memory which recently passed away'

kash fir milne ki wo tarkib mil jaye
sath jo bitaye wo pal mil jaye
chalo fir banaye sagar pe ret ka makaan
kya pata apna guzra hua kal mil jaye.

every one is gud 2us
until we expect nothing 4m them
n we are 2good 4dem
until we fulfil their expections

a lovely logic for life
never try to maintain relations in ur life
just try to maintain life in ur relations. 
 

maa se zindgi pe
maa sagar ki gehrai
khush ho ya udas
sadaa rehti h pas
nirash ho to deti aas
maa h sabse khas

raat mai jugnu ki jagmagahat
asmaa mai taaro ki jhilmilahat
thandi vadio mai
hawaon ki sarsaraht
inn sabse bhi khubsurt hai
apke chehre ki muskurahat

someone asked me to describe you in two words
they expected me to answer as
'THe beST'
BT I DID NOT ANSWER   
i just said- no comparison

santa sabzi lene gya
sabji wala sabzi par pani chhidak raha tha
santa intezar karta raha
jab kafi der ho gyi to bola-
agar inhai hosh
aa gya ho to 1 kg de do

girl wearing very short skirt
a boy asks
won't ur mom tell anything abt ur dress?
gal replied-
mom will be vry angry b'coz
ye mom ka hai....

dosti mai duriya to aati rehti hai
fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hai
wo dost hi kya jo naraz na ho
par sachi dosti doston ko manati rehti hai

insaan 2 cheezo sa humesha harta hai
ek to wqt aur dusra pyar
dono zindgi mai bahut khas hote hai
qki wqt kisi ka nhi hota
aur pyar har kisi se nhi hota

tuta jo dil to dukh hota hai
kar k unse pyar dil rota hai
dard ka ehsaas hota hai ussi ko
jo mohabbt pane k baad khota hai

dur suraj kahin dhal gya hoga
kisi ka dil kisi k liye machal raha hoga
uff ye hawao mai itni khushbu kaisi
zarur mera dost mujhe yad kar raha hoga

son- mom mai khwab vich dekhiya k mere ek per zameen ute te dusra asmaan te h
mom- iss tarah ka khwab na dekhiya kar
niker fatt jayegi.

wife pati ko mar rhi thi
padosi-q maar rhi ho?
patni -inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
aap jis se sampark karna chahte hain wo abhi vyast hai.

trusting a friend should be like the belief of a one year old child
wen u throw him in d air he laughs b'coz he knows you'll catch him.

sardar driving on the wrong side of the road
gets upset says
ohh shitt!!!!
aaj fir late ho gyi
sab log wapas jaa rahe hain

the below actions are performed by the trained


professionals...
so,plz don't try this at home
studying !! :-)

precious saying-
don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt
coz...
even the success ful maths starts vid ZERO

apology has 3 parts
-i m sorry
-it is my fault
-wat can i do to make it right
but most people miss the third one.

son-hey mom wat is der 2eat?
mom throws a stone at his son
son-mommm...
i asked smthing 2eat
mom- hum eat ka jawab pather se dete hain.

hasi k raste pe chala karo
khushiyo ki mehek liya karo
pyar se dilon ko chhua karo
jab dil udas ho to
"sweet si affat"
ko yaad kar liya karo.

hum apni dosti ko yado mai sajayenge
dur rehker bhi band ankho mai nazar ayenge
hum koi wqt nhi h jo beet jayenge
jab yad karoge tab chale ayenge.

jali ko aag kehte hai
bujhi ko rakh kehte hai
cobra ko naag kehte hai
garden ko baag kehte hai
aur jo tumhare pas nhi hai
usko dimag kehte hain.

love is not above xprsng wd heavy wordz
its abt understanding
a gentle touch n a pure heart
friendship is 2 sit 2gether n laugh abt d non-sense said above.
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