faqeer-- rupya de de baba
santa-- sharam nhi aati?
itne hatte-katte khubsurt ho ker bheek mangte ho..
faqeer-- achha... to apni behen ka rishta de-de
ansu hote nhi bahane k liye
gam hote h pii jane k liye
sache sathi kabhi bichadte nhi
kuch dur ho jate h jyada pas aane k liye
guzri zindgi ko kabhi yad mat karna
taqdeer mai jo likha h uski fariyaad mat karna
jo hoga wo hoker rahega
fiker mai apni muskan barbad matt karna.
santa-- sharam nhi aati?
itne hatte-katte khubsurt ho ker bheek mangte ho..
faqeer-- achha... to apni behen ka rishta de-de
ansu hote nhi bahane k liye
gam hote h pii jane k liye
sache sathi kabhi bichadte nhi
kuch dur ho jate h jyada pas aane k liye
guzri zindgi ko kabhi yad mat karna
taqdeer mai jo likha h uski fariyaad mat karna
jo hoga wo hoker rahega
fiker mai apni muskan barbad matt karna.
a smile is a sign of joy
a hug is a sign of love
a laugh is a sign of happiness
and a frnd like me
wel thats a sign of ur good karam of pichhle janam.
3nice thoughts
kill d tension before tension kills
reach ur goal before goal kicks u
live life before life leaves u.
a hug is a sign of love
a laugh is a sign of happiness
and a frnd like me
wel thats a sign of ur good karam of pichhle janam.
3nice thoughts
kill d tension before tension kills
reach ur goal before goal kicks u
live life before life leaves u.
jab tak tum nhi milte the
mai sitaron ko dekh sochta tha
wahi mere dost hain
fir tum mile
mujhe laga
kuch taare zameen pe bhi aate hain.
life chhoti h har pal mai khush rho
aaj paneer nhi to dal mai khush rho
aaj doston ka sath nhi to laptop k sath khush rho
ghar ja nhi sakte to phone karke khush rho
jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mai khush rho
jise pa nhi sakte uski yad mai khush raho
beeta hua kal ja chuka hai
uski meethi yad mai khush raho
aane wale kal ka pata nhi
to sapno mai hi khush raho
haste haste zindgi beet jayegi
bas har pal sabko khushi de ker khush rho.
a bird was disturbing to santa alwz
finally santa caught it n decided to kill it
cruelyyyy
so he took it 2 d top of a building n dropped it
mai sitaron ko dekh sochta tha
wahi mere dost hain
fir tum mile
mujhe laga
kuch taare zameen pe bhi aate hain.
life chhoti h har pal mai khush rho
aaj paneer nhi to dal mai khush rho
aaj doston ka sath nhi to laptop k sath khush rho
ghar ja nhi sakte to phone karke khush rho
jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mai khush rho
jise pa nhi sakte uski yad mai khush raho
beeta hua kal ja chuka hai
uski meethi yad mai khush raho
aane wale kal ka pata nhi
to sapno mai hi khush raho
haste haste zindgi beet jayegi
bas har pal sabko khushi de ker khush rho.
a bird was disturbing to santa alwz
finally santa caught it n decided to kill it
cruelyyyy
so he took it 2 d top of a building n dropped it
iss barsat mai hum bheeg jayenge
dil mai tamanna k phool khil jayenge
agar dil kare milne ko to
dil se yad karna
barsat banker hum baras jayenge.
dil ki ameeri kisi bazar mai nhi milti
sachi dosti har daal par nhi khilti
apno pe humesha aitbar rkhna
qki sachi dosti parayo se nhi milti.
3sardars were going on bike
traffic police raises the hand to stop them
one sardar replies-
oye pagal ho gya h kya?
tujhe kahan bithayenge..
dil mai tamanna k phool khil jayenge
agar dil kare milne ko to
dil se yad karna
barsat banker hum baras jayenge.
dil ki ameeri kisi bazar mai nhi milti
sachi dosti har daal par nhi khilti
apno pe humesha aitbar rkhna
qki sachi dosti parayo se nhi milti.
3sardars were going on bike
traffic police raises the hand to stop them
one sardar replies-
oye pagal ho gya h kya?
tujhe kahan bithayenge..
na kashti na kinara h koi
na manzil na sahara h koi
na ansu h na khushi ka ishara h koi
par aap h to lagta h humara h koi
salesman- sir,cockroah k liye powder h koi?
santa - nhi..
hum cockroch ko itna lad-pyar nhi karte
aaj powder lagayenge to kal saale deo mang lenge
param pujya dost jii
parnaam---
aap k sandesh na milne se hum ati vichlitt hote hain
kripyaa apne chalitt durbhashh yanter se sandesh bhejte rahe
dhanyvad
na manzil na sahara h koi
na ansu h na khushi ka ishara h koi
par aap h to lagta h humara h koi
salesman- sir,cockroah k liye powder h koi?
santa - nhi..
hum cockroch ko itna lad-pyar nhi karte
aaj powder lagayenge to kal saale deo mang lenge
param pujya dost jii
parnaam---
aap k sandesh na milne se hum ati vichlitt hote hain
kripyaa apne chalitt durbhashh yanter se sandesh bhejte rahe
dhanyvad
wqt kabhi bewafa nhi hota
har ekk dil se bura nhi hota
jo dusro ko kehte rehte he bura
unhe khud ka sach pata nhi hota
dosti ki yad har wqt satati h
wo guzre pal wo masti bahut yad aati h
hum to fir jeena chahte hai
unn palon ko
par wo haseen zindgi
fir kahan laut k aati hai
har ekk dil se bura nhi hota
jo dusro ko kehte rehte he bura
unhe khud ka sach pata nhi hota
dosti ki yad har wqt satati h
wo guzre pal wo masti bahut yad aati h
hum to fir jeena chahte hai
unn palon ko
par wo haseen zindgi
fir kahan laut k aati hai
jane q iss jahan mai aisa hota hai
khushi jise mile wo hi rota hai
umar bhar sath nhi nibha sakte to
jane q pyar unhi se hota hai.
a morning either cloudy or sunny
is indeed a wonderful blessing
it offers hope giving us another start of wat
we call life-gud morning
a man got to wish 4m god
he asked 4 the best drink nd the best woman ever
next moment he had mineral water and mother teresa next to him
moral-- BE SPEIFIED...
khushi jise mile wo hi rota hai
umar bhar sath nhi nibha sakte to
jane q pyar unhi se hota hai.
a morning either cloudy or sunny
is indeed a wonderful blessing
it offers hope giving us another start of wat
we call life-gud morning
a man got to wish 4m god
he asked 4 the best drink nd the best woman ever
next moment he had mineral water and mother teresa next to him
moral-- BE SPEIFIED...
gud frnds cums 2 visitu in d hospital wid flower n gone
but a true frnz sits near u n says
yaar,
bahut mast nurse hai
araam se thik hona
mai roz aunga
in a college test
a student who didn't prepare left the page blank and wrote at the bottam
'dedicted to my memory which recently passed away'
but a true frnz sits near u n says
yaar,
bahut mast nurse hai
araam se thik hona
mai roz aunga
in a college test
a student who didn't prepare left the page blank and wrote at the bottam
'dedicted to my memory which recently passed away'
kash fir milne ki wo tarkib mil jaye
sath jo bitaye wo pal mil jaye
chalo fir banaye sagar pe ret ka makaan
kya pata apna guzra hua kal mil jaye.
every one is gud 2us
until we expect nothing 4m them
n we are 2good 4dem
until we fulfil their expections
a lovely logic for life
never try to maintain relations in ur life
just try to maintain life in ur relations.
sath jo bitaye wo pal mil jaye
chalo fir banaye sagar pe ret ka makaan
kya pata apna guzra hua kal mil jaye.
every one is gud 2us
until we expect nothing 4m them
n we are 2good 4dem
until we fulfil their expections
a lovely logic for life
never try to maintain relations in ur life
just try to maintain life in ur relations.
maa se zindgi pe
maa sagar ki gehrai
khush ho ya udas
sadaa rehti h pas
nirash ho to deti aas
maa h sabse khas
raat mai jugnu ki jagmagahat
asmaa mai taaro ki jhilmilahat
thandi vadio mai
hawaon ki sarsaraht
inn sabse bhi khubsurt hai
apke chehre ki muskurahat
someone asked me to describe you in two words
they expected me to answer as
'THe beST'
BT I DID NOT ANSWER
i just said- no comparison
maa sagar ki gehrai
khush ho ya udas
sadaa rehti h pas
nirash ho to deti aas
maa h sabse khas
raat mai jugnu ki jagmagahat
asmaa mai taaro ki jhilmilahat
thandi vadio mai
hawaon ki sarsaraht
inn sabse bhi khubsurt hai
apke chehre ki muskurahat
someone asked me to describe you in two words
they expected me to answer as
'THe beST'
BT I DID NOT ANSWER
i just said- no comparison
santa sabzi lene gya
sabji wala sabzi par pani chhidak raha tha
santa intezar karta raha
jab kafi der ho gyi to bola-
agar inhai hosh
aa gya ho to 1 kg de do
girl wearing very short skirt
a boy asks
won't ur mom tell anything abt ur dress?
gal replied-
mom will be vry angry b'coz
ye mom ka hai....
sabji wala sabzi par pani chhidak raha tha
santa intezar karta raha
jab kafi der ho gyi to bola-
agar inhai hosh
aa gya ho to 1 kg de do
girl wearing very short skirt
a boy asks
won't ur mom tell anything abt ur dress?
gal replied-
mom will be vry angry b'coz
ye mom ka hai....
dosti mai duriya to aati rehti hai
fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hai
wo dost hi kya jo naraz na ho
par sachi dosti doston ko manati rehti hai
insaan 2 cheezo sa humesha harta hai
ek to wqt aur dusra pyar
dono zindgi mai bahut khas hote hai
qki wqt kisi ka nhi hota
aur pyar har kisi se nhi hota
tuta jo dil to dukh hota hai
kar k unse pyar dil rota hai
dard ka ehsaas hota hai ussi ko
jo mohabbt pane k baad khota hai
fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hai
wo dost hi kya jo naraz na ho
par sachi dosti doston ko manati rehti hai
insaan 2 cheezo sa humesha harta hai
ek to wqt aur dusra pyar
dono zindgi mai bahut khas hote hai
qki wqt kisi ka nhi hota
aur pyar har kisi se nhi hota
tuta jo dil to dukh hota hai
kar k unse pyar dil rota hai
dard ka ehsaas hota hai ussi ko
jo mohabbt pane k baad khota hai
dur suraj kahin dhal gya hoga
kisi ka dil kisi k liye machal raha hoga
uff ye hawao mai itni khushbu kaisi
zarur mera dost mujhe yad kar raha hoga
son- mom mai khwab vich dekhiya k mere ek per zameen ute te dusra asmaan te h
mom- iss tarah ka khwab na dekhiya kar
niker fatt jayegi.
wife pati ko mar rhi thi
padosi-q maar rhi ho?
patni -inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
aap jis se sampark karna chahte hain wo abhi vyast hai.
trusting a friend should be like the belief of a one year old child
wen u throw him in d air he laughs b'coz he knows you'll catch him.
kisi ka dil kisi k liye machal raha hoga
uff ye hawao mai itni khushbu kaisi
zarur mera dost mujhe yad kar raha hoga
son- mom mai khwab vich dekhiya k mere ek per zameen ute te dusra asmaan te h
mom- iss tarah ka khwab na dekhiya kar
niker fatt jayegi.
wife pati ko mar rhi thi
padosi-q maar rhi ho?
patni -inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
aap jis se sampark karna chahte hain wo abhi vyast hai.
trusting a friend should be like the belief of a one year old child
wen u throw him in d air he laughs b'coz he knows you'll catch him.
sardar driving on the wrong side of the road
gets upset says
ohh shitt!!!!
aaj fir late ho gyi
sab log wapas jaa rahe hain
the below actions are performed by the trained
professionals...
so,plz don't try this at home
studying !! :-)
precious saying-
don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt
coz...
even the success ful maths starts vid ZERO
gets upset says
ohh shitt!!!!
aaj fir late ho gyi
sab log wapas jaa rahe hain
the below actions are performed by the trained
professionals...
so,plz don't try this at home
studying !! :-)
precious saying-
don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt
coz...
even the success ful maths starts vid ZERO
apology has 3 parts
-i m sorry
-it is my fault
-wat can i do to make it right
but most people miss the third one.
son-hey mom wat is der 2eat?
mom throws a stone at his son
son-mommm...
i asked smthing 2eat
mom- hum eat ka jawab pather se dete hain.
hasi k raste pe chala karo
khushiyo ki mehek liya karo
pyar se dilon ko chhua karo
jab dil udas ho to
"sweet si affat"
ko yaad kar liya karo.
-i m sorry
-it is my fault
-wat can i do to make it right
but most people miss the third one.
son-hey mom wat is der 2eat?
mom throws a stone at his son
son-mommm...
i asked smthing 2eat
mom- hum eat ka jawab pather se dete hain.
hasi k raste pe chala karo
khushiyo ki mehek liya karo
pyar se dilon ko chhua karo
jab dil udas ho to
"sweet si affat"
ko yaad kar liya karo.
dur rehker bhi band ankho mai nazar ayenge
hum koi wqt nhi h jo beet jayenge
jab yad karoge tab chale ayenge.
jali ko aag kehte hai
bujhi ko rakh kehte hai
cobra ko naag kehte hai
garden ko baag kehte hai
aur jo tumhare pas nhi hai
usko dimag kehte hain.
love is not above xprsng wd heavy wordz
its abt understanding
a gentle touch n a pure heart
friendship is 2 sit 2gether n laugh abt d non-sense said above.
