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Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.
Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain

Girl -my shona, my bacha, my golu, my nonu, my sweetu, my chotu... Kya tum mujse shaadi karoge?
Bolo na baby...

Boy -tum muje propose kar rahi ho ya adopt kar rahi ho.

Jija: Sali ji,apke yaha ki sbse mashhur cheez kya h?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he
jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa
Beti ki nahi HOti?
Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he
“Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA”
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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?”
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!

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Zara se ‘cell’ mein de jagah tu,
Zara se ‘inbox’ le saja tu,
Zara se ’sent items’ mein ja tu,
Zara se ‘balance’ le ghata tu,
Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana

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Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
“MY BESY FRIEND” ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai “MY FATHER” ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k “MY BEST FRIEND” ka essay he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.
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 “Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much.”

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HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya
URDU
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!
ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we”ll
freak, baby,what else?
SANSKRIT :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam …….
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“Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote”
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Expert comment
“Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote”
So Cheers!!!



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Subha SmS,Sham SmS,
Din men SmS,Rat men SmS,
Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS,
Jeena SmS,Marna SmS,
Aakhir kya hy SMS…….???
S = sab ko
M = Mast ho k
S = Satao….
ha ha ha


Jhoota pene se mohabbat barhati hai FARAZ,
Yeh keh kar wo meri sari PEPSI pi gaya..!



Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari
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