• Whats d Similarity Between Indian Cricket team
&
Farmers?
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Guess?
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Both will be "HAPPY"
when it
"RAINS"
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• Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai
So keep smiling
to reduce population
Aab bas bhi karo
sab ko aaj hi tapkana he kya??
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• Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
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• 1 pathan angoor bech rha tha
mgr keh rha tha aalu le lo aalu
2sry admi ne kha yeh to angoor hai
Pathan. Chup ho jao wrna makhia aa jayegi
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• 1ladki 2sri Se
Mujhy To Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri ladki:Chal
Kameeni Msg Padne
Wala Sirf Mera H
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• HUSBND: Kya Tumne Muje KUTTA kaha?
>No Answr
Husbnd asks again
>No Answr
He askd again
>WIFE:Nhi kaha
Aur Plz ab Bhokna band kro
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Lo Meri GIRL-FRND ka Photo dekho..
Thoda aur aage
Thoda aur
Nhi dikhi?
Kamine, BHABHI ki Nazar se dekta to Zarur dikhti!
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• >2Sardars In Rickshaw fyting 4Cornr Seat
>Tum Baap banne wale ho pr ye tumari Biwi ko nhi pata
>Tum FTV me Saniya Mirza k ane k Sapne deko
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• Teacher To Student :
Can U Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student: LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking Wn Sum1 Is Sleeping
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• Teacher To Student :
Can U Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student: LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking Wn Sum1 Is Sleeping
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• Na koi kisi se door hota hai,Na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai,Pyar khud chal kar aata hai, Jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai.
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• Remember to show your support and appreciation for the people who place their hope in you.These are the most important people in your life.
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• Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,Par jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh
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• Soneri Suryachi.
Soneri Kirane.
Soneri Kiranancha.
Soneri Diwas....
Soneri Diwasachya.
Soneri Shubhechchha.
Keval.
Sonyasarkhya mitrana....
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• Nasa- Santa Ji Congratulation u r selcted to go to moon 2mrow n Collect sum water.
Santa: no u r Cheating me.
Nasa: y?
Santa: 2mrow is Amavasya
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• SANTA-Bujhi Hui Cigarete pee raha tha
BANTA- Dhuwa to nikal Nahi raha hai
SANTA- Pagal! Cigarette CNG par hai
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• Gulab to Gulab hai,
chahe Sone k Kunde me rakho ya Mitti ke Gamle me
Dost to Aap hamare hi ho,
Chahe Aap Central Jail mein raho ya Pagal khane mei
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• Santa Ko Uske Dost ne Khane par bulya
ghar pe tala tha Aur Likha tha
"Bevkuf Banaya"
Santa Ne Niche Likha
"Maine aaya Hi nahi
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• Hindi Teacher-
Kaal Kitne Prakar k Hote hai?
Santa 6
Local Kaal
STD Kaal
Missed Kaal
Recived Kaal
Dialed Kaal
and
Satsri a Kaal
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