• Aaj Aapka Msg Aayega Tabhi Hum Roti Khayenge
.
.
.
.
.
Warna
Panir Paratha Aur Kashmiri Pulaaw K Baad Ice-Cream Kha K Bhuke Hi So Jayenge..
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• Girl sitting on a park bench
Beggar:Hi Darling
She angrily:How dare you call me darling?
Beggr:Then What r u doing on my BED?
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Sweet Fruits R Nice 2 Eat
Sweet Words R Nice 2 Say
But
Sweet & Cute People R Really Hard 2 Find
KAISE DHUNDH LIYA MUJHE.........?
ganesh b
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Do Cockroach Hospital Mai Agal Bagal Admit Hote Hai..
1st Cockroach- Kyu Dost.. BAYGON Spray Kya.?
2nd Cockroach- Nahi Yaar.. BATA CHAPPAL
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• 1 Nayi khoj
Chor Pakadne Ki Machine Bani
USA Me -1din Me 9pkde Gye
CHINA Me-30
UK Me-50
INDIA Me-
1gante M Mchine Chori Ho Gayi.
INDIA Is Best
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• Padh likh kar kya karna hai,
23 Dec 2012 ke din sabko marna hai,
3 saal khushi se ji le dost,
kyunki agle janam me phir L.K.G se shuru karna hai.
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• 2000 Me Bache Padhte The
A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
C 4 Cat
D 4 Dog
2009 Me Padte Hai-
A 4 Aata
B 4 Bijli
C 4 Cheeni
D 4 Dhamake
E 4 Errrrr
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• A University's Advt
R U a Student Scoring High Marks
Bored Of Gettin Gud Marks
Join Engg
See D Diffrnce In Just 4Yrs
'Marks Se NomarkS tak
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• 1chota baby apne madam se puchta he, me apko kesa lagta hu?
Mam-so cute
bacha apne bench partnr se-''bola tha na sali line marti hai"
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• Santa- i m going' ka kya matlab hota hai
Banta(soch ke)- 'me ja raha hu'
Santa(gusse me)- oye nahi jane dunga pehle matlab bata
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• Santa Chupke Se Narak se Swarg me Ghusa
dewtao Ne Pakad K Khub Mara
Mar Khane k Bad Utha aur Bola,
Tumhari Inhi Harkato k karan Koi swarg nhi aata
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• 24 SmileS..
:-)
:-) :-)
:-) :-):-)
:-) :-):-):-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)
:-) :-):-):-)
:-) :-):-)
:-) :-)
:-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!
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• Hamesha Apni pasand k raste p chalo
Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro
wo kro jo ap Chahe
Fir dekhna
1 din Dunia Kahegi
Kamina Kisi Ki Nai Sunta..
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Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha
Baap-Kya Huwa
Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta
Santa was Smoking a cigreate Widout Buring
Banta: Oye Bidi se Dhua nahi aa rha
Santa: teri inhi harkato se Humare uppar joke bante h
Ye CNG bidi h
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• Besharam
.
.
Behaya
.
.
Begherat
Bewaqoof
Kutte
Kamine
Jahil
UlLo k pathey
Hain woh log?
Jo aapki qadr nahi karte
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• Boy-mai Shadi nahi krunga
Dad-Q?
Boy-Q ki Gaon wale meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte hai
Dad-Are Beta karle
Chota sa to Gaon Hai
kitni chali ho
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• Apne DIL Curaya..
Hum Khamosh Rhe
Apne NIND Churayi.. Hm Khamosh Rhe
Apne HASI Churayi.. Hm Khmosh Rhe
Par Kambakht
CHAPPAL to Rehne Do
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Yaad Hai Hum Pehli Baar Kaha Mile The..
?
Train Ruki..
Khidki Khuli..
Nazron Se Nazre Mili..
Aur
Aap Ne Kaha..
.
'Chai Garam'
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Santa: Boss Maine Galti Nahi Kiya Fir B aap Mujhe Saza Q De Rahe ho?
Banta: Idiot,Zamana PrePaid ka hai
Pahle Saza Bhugato Baad me Galti Karo
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Mohabbat Ki raho Me Har Pal Dard Milega
Mohabbat Ki raho Me Har Pal Dard Milega
Meri Mano 1
"Medical Store Khol Lo"
Bahut Chalega
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• Kal ki breaking news-
Are....
Kal ke news paper me padhna.
Aaj kaise bata sakta hu.
:GSB
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• Dabbe Me Dabba,Dabbey me Cake
wah wah
Gor FarMarye
Dabbe Me Dabba,Dabbey me Cake
KanJus na Ban Sms Bhej!
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SENT
THIS
MSG
ONLY
FOR
onLY
For
OnLy fOr
O
N
L
Y
F
O
R
1ly4
oneli4
oNly
foR
O
n
l
y
F
o
r
TIMEPAAS YAAR
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• PATIENT: Apne Nurse bahut Achhi rkhi h,
Uska Hath lagte hi Mai Thik ho gya
DOCTOR: Janta hu, Thappad ki Awaaz Mujhe b Sunai di
oou
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• Wo Kaun sa Department he jis me Ladies Work Nahi kar Sakti?
"FIRE BRIGADE"
Kyuki Waha AAG Lagani Nahi BHUJHANI hoti hai.
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• W1y w2y w3y
w4y w5y w6y
Kuch Samaja?
Nai
Cel Ulta Krke Dekh
Abe ye !!
Jb Sidha Nai Samjha
to Ulta Kya Khak Samajega!!
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• Khuda Ka Diya Sb Kuch h
Balance h,Phone h,Network h
Itna Rutba h Ki kisi ko b Miss call kru to Msg ki line lag sakti h
Kami hai to bas apke Msg ki
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• Bhikari- Saab. Parivar Se Dur Hu, Milne K Liye 140Rs Ki Jarurat Hai
Seth- Kaha Hai Tera Parivar.
Bhikari- Samne. Multiplex Me Film Dekh Rha Hai
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• Boy:Aisa Greeting Card milega jisme Likha ho
"Tum hi mera pehala Pyar ho"
Dukandar: yes,mil Jayega
Ladka-Thik hai 10 de do
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• Mujhe Garmi ME Chakkar Aur Ulti Kya Aai
Mere
Kaminy Dosto Ne Mujhe Mashhoor Kar Diya
Ki
"SOHAIL" Ma Ban'nay Wala Hai
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• Saas-Bhgwan Ne Tumhe 2-2 Ankhe Di H, Chawal Me Se 2-4 Pthar Nhi Nikal Skti Kya
Bahu-Bhgwan Ne Apko 32 Daant Diye H, 2-4 Pthar Nhi Chaba Skti Kya
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• Begano se koi gunjaish nahi hoti
Maut k bad koi khwaish nahi hoti
Shayad koi pyar bhara dil tuta hoga
Warna
NOVEMBER mahine me barish nahi hoti.
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• Santa bike se ja raha tha, ladki ko dekh kar achanak gir gya..
Ladki- Oh my God! lagi to nhi?
Santa- O nai Sohniyo, hum to aise hi bike se utarte h
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• Duniya k 5 muskil kam
-Hathi ko dhakka lagana
-Machar ki malish Karna
-Chiti ko kiss Karna
-Ziraf ki gardan Dabana
-Apse sms ki umid Karna.
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• Ladka-Bus,Train Aur Ladki Ek Jaisi Hoti H, Ek Jati H To Dusri Aati H
Ladki-Taxi,AutoRiksha Aur Ladke Ek Jaise Hote H, Ek Bulao To 4 Chale Aate H
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Sir: It Seems u havent Studied ur geography y ?
Santa: My Dad says d World is changing EveryDay,
So I decided 2 wait Until it Settles Down..!!
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Santa K Ghar chor Aaya
Santa Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga
Santa-Bhagte-Bhagte Chor Se Aage Nikal Gaya
Or Bola: 1To Chori Uper Se Humse race...
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Tandi-Tandi Hawa Chali
Mausam Hua Suhana
Tandi-Thandi Hawa Chali
Mausam Hua Suhana
BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Raha Hai.. Kya EDUCATED Ho Gaya Zamana
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• 1 ladka apne bap se kahta hai.
BOY: "Bapu idhar aa"
MOM: "Aise nai bolte Beta,Dad ko Izzat se bolo"
Boy: "Bapu,Izzat se idhar aa"
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• PATIENT: Apne Nurse bahut Achhi rkhi h,
Uska Hath lagte hi Mai Thik ho gya
DOCTOR: Janta hu, Thappad ki Awaaz Mujhe b Sunai di
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• If I Need Brain Transplantn,
I wil Prefer Ur Brain..
.
Dont Think dt U r A GENIUS.
I Need a Brain Wich has been Nvr Usd b4.
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Ladki ka Dil pani ki trah hota hai
Ladke ka Dil Mobile ki tarah.
Chahay mobile Pani me Gire ya Pani mobile pe
Waat Mobile ki hi lagti hai
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Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Humse
Hum Seh Nai Payege
Ek Baar Keh Dena Zarurat Nai Hai
Kasam Se Tujhe Pitne Ghar Tak Aayenge
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Baap Apni Beti Ke Premi Se- Mai Nahi Chahta K Meri Beti GADHE Ke Sath Puri Zindgi Bitaye
Premi- Ish Liye To Mai Usey Yaha Se Le Jana Chahta Hu
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• Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan...
-
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• SarDiyo Ki Shaam Thi
Usne Mere Hath pakad Kar Kaha
Garam Hath Wafa Ki Nishani Hota hai
Maine Has Kar Kaha
Bevkoof Mujhe Bukhaar Hai.
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• 222 222 222 222 222
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Kuch Samaj Mai Aaya
Upar Kya Likha Hai
?
Yeh Hai
'DOCOMO' Tune
222 222 222 222 222
Ha Ha Ha
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