• Santa Guest Se: Thanda pioge ya Garam
Guest: Dono le aao.
Santa: Beta! 1 Glass Freezer se aur 1 glass Geezer se pani ka le Aao
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• Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
.
Ko
.
Ko Ko Ko Ko
Bas kr ab
"ANDA"
de b do
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• Mallika ne Suicide Ka Plan banaya aur Railway Track par ja k So gyi
Dusre Din Khabar ayi
"RAJDHANI EXPRESS FARAR HO GYI"
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• Santa:
"Yaar 1Ladki muje hans ke dekh rhi h"
Frnd:"Abe Dhyan se dekh,Hans k dekh rhi h ya dekh k hans rhi h"
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• S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h
B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga
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Sir se Panv Tk Kapde
Hatho me Daastane
Aur Dupatta Kandho pe
Sardiya(Winter) Ladkiya ko Tamizdaar bna deti h
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• Ye Jo ag Dil me Lagi hai Zamane me Laga Dunga
Teri Doli Jo Uthi toTo koi baat nahi Dusri Phansa Lunga
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• Santa: Yaar Me kal Film dekhne Theater gaya
Waha such much admi ko kat rhe the.
Banta: tu Kaun se Theatre gaya?
santa: Operation Theater
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• Teacher- Agar MainTeri Maa Hoti To Tuze 2 Dino Me Sudhar Deti
Studnt- Madam, Kal Tak Mai Apne Papa Se Baat Karke Apko Bata Duga
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• Galib Ne
Bhari Mehfil Me
Sher Mara
Galib Ne
Bhari Mehfil Me
Sher Mara.
Fir Kya Hua?
Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi.
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• 2Mendak Baithe the
1 Bola- Tarr
2sra Bola Tarr
1 fir Bola Tarr
2sra Fir Bola Tarr
1 Bola Farr
to 2sra Bola yaar tu Topic mat change kar.
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• World bina ladkiyo k ho jaye to kya hoga?
Galiya sunsan
College viran
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insan
Na janu
Na jaan
Har taraf bAs
Jai HANUMAN
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• The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve ur tears
& the person who deserves it will never let u cry.
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