• If U Kiss Me
U'll B In Danger
If U Miss Me
U'll B Safe
Shocked Na.!
Aisa Lorry K
Piche Likha
Tha Yaar.!
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• Teacher- Hume Garibo Ke Sath Humesha Pyar Se Pesh Aana Chaiye..
Student- Aaccha Aab Me Samjha.. PAPA Aksar Nokrani Ko Galey Kyu Lagate Hai
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• Girl- Mujse Shadi Karni H To Tumhe Har Hafte
10Kg Atta Aur Car K Liye 20Litre Petrol Dena Hoga
Boy- Aacha BEHAN Chalta Hu
Ami-Abu Ko Salam Bolna
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• Museebat Mai Ho to
Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega..
.
.
.
Balki
.
.
.
Ye Socho Ke
Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega
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• Rocket-Rs75
Bomb-50
Anaar-90
PhulJhadi-40
Chakri-90
Total-345
Wastage Of Money
ROYAL STAG-180
Piyo
Patakhe Aapne Aap Bajenge
*HAPPY DIWALI*
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• ladka ladki se-Jaan muje tumhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nazara nazr ata hai
Ladki ka dost bola:
zara dekh ke batao meri bhens kaha hai
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• Ek Bacha Paida Hote Hi
Nurse Se bola-LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse-No
Bacha-
Oh Shit
.
.
.
.
.
.
INDIA Me Hua Hu
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• 1 Admi-Apni G/F Ka MOBILE Check Karta H
Ye Dekhne K Liye K Usne Kis Naam Se
Uska Number Save Kiya Hai Jab Usne Misscall Di
To Likha Aya-MURGA No 8
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• Wishng U HAPPY DIWALI
I know Ye jaldi he
par kya kru
Bahut sari young,dashing,
smart Frnds ko wish Karna he
Socha ki pehle BUZURGO ko nipta lu..
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• Tchr-Bade Ho K Kya KroGe
S-Shadi
T-Kya Bnoge
S-Dulha
T-Bade Ho K Kya Hasil Kroge
S-Dulhan
T-Uffo Aisa Kya Kroge,Jo Tmne Kbi Nai Kia
S-Nikkah
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• I PRAY 2 MAALAXMI 2 GIV U SAMRIDHI SHANTI SHAKTI SAMPATTI SANSKAR SWARUP SANYAM SADGI SAFALTA SWASTHYA SAMMAN SARASWATI & SNEH-WISH U HAPPY
DIWALI
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• Lalu To Rabdi-UP Me Sab log Muje Pataka Kehte Hai
Lalu-Oh ! Kaho To Is Diwali Tumhe FOD Du.
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• Ur Eyes Patakha
Ur Lips Rocket
Ur Ears Chingari
Ur Smile Phuljadi
Ur Style Anar
Ur Personality Bomb
Chal Beta nikal le Koi TEELI na Laga De
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• santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper
banta-Ye Kya Hai?
s-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
banta-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
santa-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahi kar rahe hai
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• santa ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He
To
Wo Hr Ques K Neche
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Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H
Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo
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• Judge-Tumne Chori Ki Thi
Chor-Ji.Ha
Judge-Tumne Chori Kaise Ki
Chor-Rahne Do Sahab!
Ab Is Umar Me Aap Chori Ke Gun Sikh Kar Kya Karoge
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Ab Aap Is SMS K Zariye Apne Mobile Per STAR PLUS Bilkul Free Dekh Sakte He
Woh B24Hours
Neeche Dekhiye
*+
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• Ek behra dusre se- Nahane ja rahe ho?
Dusra behra- Nahi, nahane ja raha hu
Pehla- Acha, mujhe laga nahane ja rahe ho
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• Santa won loottery worth rs.20cr
dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax
San-oye dealer
Ya muje pure 20cr dede ya mere 20rs vapas kar de
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• Wash ur Mobile
Cut it Into Small Pices Fry it
Ad Spices N Some Oil
ur Mobile Pickle isReady
apke Cell Se call,Sms to Hote nhi achar Hi Dal Lo
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