• HEARTLY welcome to cool morning..
HAPPY welcome to fresh morning..
LOVELY welcome to nice morning..
GREAT welcome to new morning..
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• Live for the person who can die For You. Fight for the person who protects You & Love the person who Love You more than You do..
=ForHearts=
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• Maa-Aj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aa Gye
GOLU-Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.
Maa-Aisa Kyu?
GOLU-Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha
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• Ab To Muhabbat Krne Se B Dar Laghta H Dosto
Dil Tod K Kehte H
All Izz Well
All Izz Well
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• 1Ganja Admi Aur 1Bowler
EK Awaz Sun K Bahut Gussa Hote H
Batao Kya.?
Socho.?
'NO BALL'..
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• "MAA"Ki 1Dua Zndgi Bna Degi
Khud Royegi Mgr Apko Hsa Degi
Kbhi Bhul Kar Bhi Maa Ko Na RULANA,
1Choti Si Bund puri Dhrti hila Degi! GOOD MORING!!
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• Tum UdaAs UdaAs Se Lagte Ho,
Koi Tarkeeb Batao ManAane Ki,
Main Zindagi Girvi RaKh Sakta Hu,
Tum Qeemat Batao MuSkurane Ki
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• Every night we go to bed
without any assurance of being alive
the next Morning
but still we set the alarms in our watch to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE.
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• When you throw a baby in the air,
she laughs because she knows
you will catch her................
..
THAT'S TRUST...
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• Once
all villagers decided to pray for rain
on the day of prayer all the People gathered
but only one boy came with an umbrella
THAT'S FAITH.
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• 'SMILE' is not a single word..!
It is a beautiful sentence.
'S'peak
'M'ore
'I'n
'L'ess
'E'nergy
SO KEEP THE SMILE...
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• Judge- Aap Bahut Bahadur Hai, Aapne uss Chor ko Itna Maara !
Woman- Mujhe kya pata woh Chor Hai, Mujhe Laga Mera Pati Late Ghar Aaya hai!
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• Life spent with sum1 for a lifetime may b meaningless,
Bt a few moments spent with sum1 who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself
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• Pyar=Dukh k Bazar
Premi=Dukh k Kharidar
Premika=Dukh k Dukandar
Dad=Bich k
Diwar
Behen=Salahkar
Bhai=Peetne ko Taiyar
Ye He Pyar kA
BIG bazar
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• MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun.?
STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne bhi 'sms' karen uska 'reply' jo na kare Vo
MASTER:Uski ek example do?
STUDENT: Aapki ki Beti
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• My song-
Kaise bataye Q girls ko chahe,
Yara bata na paye,
Padhai jo college ki,
dekho jo baki,
complete to kar na paye..
Tu jaane na.....
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• Voice
is
Melody
Behavior
is
Coffeebite
Feeling
is
Kitkat
Mind
is
Munch
Messages
Are
Eclairs
So,
tottally you are
my
Cho
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• 1 murghi Market gai,kaha-1 Anda dena.
Dukandar-Anday ka kya krogi
Murghi-Mere Pati ne kanha h
2/Rs k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo...
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• Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Santa Tarap Tarap k Marne Hi Wala Tha,
K
Use Yaad Aaya
Ke
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai...
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• Agar Himmat Hai,
To Is Sawal Ka Jawab "HA ya NA" Me Do?
"Kal Raat Ko Kutta Apke Muh Par SuSu Kar Gaya Aapko Pata Chala??
kya hua reply do?
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• Gal-Meri ankho me Dekho to
Kya nazr ata hai?
Boy-Tumari Ankho me pyar nazr a Rha he
Gal-Are O Aashiq ki Aulad
Aakh me kya gir Gya he wo dekh
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• Sochta Hu
Ye Doulat
Ye Bangla
Ye Duniya Bhar K Aisho-Aaram
Sab Chhod K Kahi
Chala Jau
Lekin
Fir
Sochta Hu
Pehle Ye Sab Mile To Sahi
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I
want
to live
long life..!
Not
in the
world.!
Just
in your
heart.!
As a
best
friend...
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• Whats the best machine known to engineering students..?
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.
.
Think
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.
.
Xerox machine..!
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• Duniya Me Kabhi
Acche Insan Ki
Talash Mat Karo..
Kyu Ki
Main Akshar Apne Ghar Pe Hi Rahta Hu
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• Hello Jaan
Plz Mera Ye sms Apne
Mummy Daddy k Samne Unchi Awaz Mai Padna
Ok?
.
Ready
.
.
.
.
Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya.....
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• Papa: Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki?
Pappu: Mujhe Pata Hai Ki Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hi
Kyonki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte.
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• 2 bar lips pe,
2 bar gaal pe,
1 bar mathe pe,
2 bar gale pe,
Coldcream zaroor lagana sardi aa gayi hai na..
(HAPPY WINTER SEASON)
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• Vidai k Samay DULHE ka Mob Baja
DULHAN ne Tapad Maar Diya
Ringtone Thi
DIl m CHUPAKE Pyar ka ARMAN LE Chale
Hum aaj Aapni Maut Ka Saman le Chale
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Kaash
Tu Bakra Hota
Me Tuje Ghas Khilata
Aur Pyar Se Tere Sing Hilata
Aur Puchta
Call Krne Me Kanjus Kaun
Tu Ya Me
Tu Pyar Se Bolte
Main-Main
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• GOLU-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga
Papa-Q Beta?
G-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
G-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to
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• Dil u Kisi pe aata nahi
Pyar U Hi Kisi se Kiya Jata nahi
Pyar Kiya to Dard To Hoga hi
Q ki
YE Dard Moov Se b Jata nahi.
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• Agr Mai SMS Ka Rply N Karu
Ya Mis Call N Kar Pau
Ya Kbi Call N Kru To Samajh Lena
'SMS KING' Aaram Farma Rahe Hai
Par
PRAJA Seva Karti Rahe
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• Height Of Worst Situation:
A Guy Takes Blade n Writes His GirlFriend's NaMe On His hands
&
&
&
Makes A Spelling Mistake..!
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• 100 words Doesnt Give Pan while d lecture Takes Class
but A Friend Silence in xam Hall Brings More Tears in heart :)
True Na?
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• Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..
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• Simple CET question
what is 2+2 =
a) 4
b) IV
c) four
d) 4.0
Ab pata chaala why science students commit suicide
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• Snta-Meet my wife Tina
Bnta-I know her
Snta-How
Bnta-we were caught sleeping together
Snta-Wat d hell
Bnta-during d lecture in maths class
Th
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• CBI Raids Mayawati's House
BathRoom-50 crores Cash
StoreRoom-50Kg Gold
& BedRoom Full of
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.
.
.
Your Photos.
pagale
Diwa
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• Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyo ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchhai Dekhi
1st- Yeh Kya hai?
2nd- Abe ye Chand hai
1st- Sale Hum Chand par Pauch gaye?
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• SO GAYE
( )
_; (
( )
AANKHE KHOLO
( )
_; /
(e
DONO KHOLO
(e
_; /
(e
MUSKRAO
(e
_; )
(e
OK
CHALO SO JAO
( )
_; )
( )
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• LADKI ko
Ghar choda
Sasural mila
Bhai choda
Devar mila
Behen chodi
Nanad mili
Maa-baap chode
Sas-Ssur mile
KYA Choda JO PATI mila
MUFT ka
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• Count these stars
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*
*
*
*
AJIT
*
*
*
*
*
Oh sorry
Beech me ek
SUPER STAR aa gaya.
Ab edit karke "junior artist" ka nam mat dal
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• Q-I love u kehnay ka sab se behtar din konsa hai
Guess
Simple yar 1st April
Agar baat ban gaye to cool
varna keh do April Fool
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• Santa:Yaar Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhu?
Banta:Yhi k IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK He
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI Hai
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• Jo Marzi Shakl Bnalo
(! !)Cryin
(';')Angry
(':')Bored
('-')Proud
('o')Hungry
(",)Happy
('?')Confusd
(-.-)Sleepy
Par
NAHAANA To Padega h
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• Do u know
GLASS toote to kya awaz ati he?
Dhuz?
No
Dhooz?
No
Thish?
Are
Nahi Baba
Mummi ki awaz ati hai
"Ab Kya Tod Diya"
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• Yar Ek Kaam Tha Tumse
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Ye Star Gin k Bata Kitne He
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