Nice Jok
· Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha
'ORDER ORDER'
'Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi
Kya awaaj aati h?
Crush?
No!
Thish?
Nhi yar
Mummy ki awaj ati h,
"Tod do,
Sab tod do kambkhto.
Kuch mat baki rkhna ghar m
Kani, mani, pani, wani
Mao, bao, lao, kao, zoo
Aap Theak To Hai?
Kya khayal h apka
Hum to uth gaye ho..ho..ho..!
Tum b uth jao ha..ha..ha.!
Good Morning!
*****************************************************· Every girl wants frnd
sum1 special
sum1 nice
sum1 cute
sum1 smart
sum1 sweet
sum1 honest
Tabi me sochu
sare mere piche kyu pa
*****************************************************· Help ever
Hurt never,
Love ever
Hate never,
Smile ever
Cry never,
Give ever
Except never...
Its creat you a good life.
*****************************************************Pune Update-
My dear punekar
pune me huye bombsblast ka nishedh karate hai
darna nahi
Pune hamara hai
hamara rahega
Live Life punekar style.
*****************************************************RakshBndhan Pe Ladki Ko Chedne Pe Bhai Banati Hai
To
Valentine Day Ko Chedne Pe Lover Kyu Nahi Banati
MSG ko aag ki tarah faila do
INSAF chahiye
*****************************************************Hazaaro Ladkiya Aati Hai
Hazaaro Jati Hai
Hazaaro Hasati Hai
Aur Rulati Hai
Par Dosto
Saath Wahi Nibhati Hai
Jo Doli Me Beth Kar Aati
*****************************************************· Raat Ko Sms Karne K Fayde
Dost Ho Ya Dushman Sab Ki Nind Tut Jati H
Time Pass Ho Jata Hai
Padne Wale Ko Ghussa Ata H
Fir B Wo Kch Kr Nai Pata H
*****************************************************· Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jayegi
31 ko reception Hoga
U and ur
*****************************************************· Apka valentine partner bhej raha hu
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Ab thnx bolne ki zrurat nahi
*****************************************************· Kisi ne pucha: Tum sabko sms bhejhte ho, Tumhe kya milta hai?Maine Has kar kaha: Dena Lena to "VYAPAAR" hai,Jo dekar na mange Wohi to PYAAR HAI.
*****************************************************· namaskar.
aaj shivratri aahe.
HAPPY MAHASHIVRATRI.
JAI SHUDHLESHWAR PRASSANNA.
buwaji baba prassanna.
R
*****************************************************· Gadhe Hai Wo Log
Jo 14Feb Ko Propose Karte Hai
Meri Mano
1st April Ko Propose Karo
Maan Gayi To 'I LOVE U'..
Gussa Kiya To 'APRIL FOOL'..
*****************************************************· Man at God's shop
Lord what do u sell?
God- Whatever ur
Man- I want Peace Hpyness & Freedom
God smiled n said
Sorry son- I sell on
*****************************************************· PUNEKAR MITRANO Consider this:
DARUwala pool
TADIwala road
BATLIwala garden
QUARTER gate
I feel
We live in a to-tally drunken city :-
3 cheers
*****************************************************· Patni Kise Kehte Hai.?
Jo Pati Ko
Tok Tok K
Uski Sari Adate Badal Deti Hai
Aur
Fir Kehti Hai
'Aap Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe Ho, Badal Gaye Ho'
*****************************************************· 1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya
Ek week ke baad Valentine's Day aa jyega
Abi b waqt he kisi se Afair chala lo
Vrna ye Valentine b akele guzar jyega.
*****************************************************· Height of ProfessionAl Respect-
A BeggAr Won
50 LAkh Rupees lottery
&
took A
Golden plAte
for
begging.
So Dont Insult Ur
*****************************************************· Good Morning Frnds
Today Is..
Kya.
Socho
Today Is,
CHOCOLATE DAY.
to kab chocolate khane bula rahe ho.
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*****************************************************· Ek DOGGY subah se sham tak bhonkta tha.
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
HA BILKUL AISAY HI
*****************************************************· Excellent LOVE Quote:
I Don't Fear
to lose her..
but..
My fear is that,
If i lose her
"Who Will
LOVE HER LIKE ME"??
*****************************************************· Date sheet aa gaye he Tayari Shuru Kar do:-
9-Rose Day
10-Prapose Day
11-Choclate
12-Taddy
13- Kiss Day
14-Valentine Day
27-Marathi Bhasha Day
*****************************************************
Ladki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad wo rote hove wapas aayi
Baap:Ab kyu aai ho?
Ladki:Papa wo BMW k driver nikla
N95 b china wala tha
*****************************************************· Yeh Jo Hath Me
4inch ka dabba Pakda H Na,
Ye Sirf Msg
Receive Krne K
Liye Nhi H,
Is Se Msg B Hote H,
Try karke dekho.
ab muskrao try MAT kro
*****************************************************· LOVE YOU
Send this msg to 10 GIRLS n
WIN a free TRIP to your's nearest POLICE STATION in luxury JEEP,
ReHnA KhAnA
n Body Massaj Free
*****************************************************· Reaction of girls when they loose their purse
Poor girls-my money
Rich grls-my credit card
College girls- O SHIT!
Usme "Raja" ka photo tha
*****************************************************· Tumhe Pata Hai
Aishwarya
Deepika
Shahrukh
Aur
Salman Ko Garmi Q Nhi Lagti
Qki
Qki Unke Bahut Sare Fans Hai.
*****************************************************· England
Hindu Mothr-Shubh Ratri Beta
Muslim Mothr-Shaba khair
Aur apni mummy
Are is mobile ko aag laga de aur so ja
*****************************************************· HEARTLY welcome to cool morning..
HAPPY welcome to fresh morning..
LOVELY welcome to nice morning..
GREAT welcome to new morning..
*****************************************************· Bacha Mithai Ki Dukan Pe
Ladki Se-Jab Me Bada Ho Jauga Ap Muj Se Shadi Krogi
Ldki Haste Hue-Ha
B-Fir,Apne Hone Wale Pati Ko Mithai Nhi Khilaog
*****************************************************
'ORDER ORDER'
'Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi
Kya awaaj aati h?
Crush?
No!
Thish?
Nhi yar
Mummy ki awaj ati h,
"Tod do,
Sab tod do kambkhto.
Kuch mat baki rkhna ghar m
Kani, mani, pani, wani
Mao, bao, lao, kao, zoo
Aap Theak To Hai?
Waha Church me
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa
Waha Church me
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa
5 din bad wo rote hove wapas aayi
Baap:Ab kyu aai ho?
Ladki:Papa wo BMW k driver nikla
N95 b china wala tha
