• Yamraj=Ur Time is Over
Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?
Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo
Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo.
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• In 1975 IDBI bank rejected loan of ambani.
And now ambani plan to buy IDBI.
Today icici bank rejected my loan proposal.
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• I Luv U
I Luv U Very
Much
Bcoz
GITA Me Likha He..
"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO,
PAPIYO SE NAHI"
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• Beti:Maa gaon main filmwale aaye he
Maa:Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti he
Beti:karan johar bhi hai
Maa:to tere bhai ko bhi andar le aa!
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• Sache Dost k 3 Nishani
1.Kameene kabhi phone nahi karege
2.Zaleel hans hans k SMS Padhege
3.Jitni bezzati ho jaye
besharm,msg pura padh k rahege
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• Arz kiya hai
Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se
Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah wah wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to muze bhi bata dena
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• How To Impress Ur Kaamwali Bai.?
?
?
?
Kaise.?
?
?
?
Tum Isme Bhi Interested Ho..
..Kuch To Aapne Standard Ka Khayal Rakho
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• My House Gift 4 U
:: _ ----
/____'_/ \
l__[]__l__!
Bech k recharge kar lo
Hum road pe reh lenge
Magar tumhare SMS ke bagair nahi...!
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• Kaise nazare hote agar sitare na hote
Lahre bhi bhatkti agar kinare na hote
Kaha jake katati ye zindgi
agar aap jaise dost HUMARE na Hote.
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• Santa -Yar Road Cutting Ki nayi Tecnolgy Ayi He
Banta-wo Kya
Santa-BILLI
Banta-Kaise
Santa-Simple
Sub Bolte h
Wo Dekho Billi ne Rasta kat diya
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• Today is Sorry Day
Aaj k Din Sabko Apni galati Accept Kar leni Chaiye
agar Meri Koi baat Buri Lagi ho to
Lagti rahe
Hum ye Din nahi manate hai.
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• DISTANCE THEOREM
Mumbai 2 Banglore-1300km
Banglore 2 Mumbai-1300km
Saturday 2 Monday-1Day
but
Monday 2 Saturday -6days
Why?
Think abt
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• gar Aap k ghar K paas 1 ladki Ho
Vo khubSurat ho
apko Pasand karti ho
Aapko Ishare karke Bulati ho
To mat jana okay
Qki
Uske Liye maine hu na.
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• When I Call U
1Ring Means
I m Thinkin Of U
2Ring Means
I Like U
3Ring Means
I m Missing U
4Ring Means
I Need U
5Ring Means
BEHRE PHONE UTTH
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• 2 Bacho Ki Maa Tisri Baar Shadi Kar Rahi Thi
Shadi K Waqt Chota Bacha Rone Laga
Maa Boli- Chup Ho Ja Nalayak, Warna Agli Baar Saath Nahi Laungi
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• Wo maza
Takht me
Na Taaj me
Na Duniya k Raaj me
Na sur me
Na saaz me
Na Kuber k khazane me
Jo Maza H Uthkar Fir se-so-jane me
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• Santa:Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gya,
Banta:Fir tumne kya kaha?
Santa:Maine kaha Google pe search krlo,
mil jaye to download kr lena.
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• Kheriyat To hai is TIME mis call di?
Ye message Sab ko Send Karo
or Dekho Kitne bewaqofo
ka reply Aaty he k Maine Nahi di
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• Mujse Shadi Karogi?
KaL Pura Din Soch Kar
Mummy
Papa
Bhai
Bahan K Sath baithKar Mashwra Krke Muje Bata Dena
Ki Ye Gana Kis Movie Ka Ha
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• SANTA- Mai bachpan me bohat taqat war tha..
BANTA-wo kaise?
SANTA-Maa kehti hy k jab mai rota tha
to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha
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• Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
MONU: Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
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• Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafao Ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar
MERE D0ST
Ek t0 pehle hi itni tension he
Oper se tere Drame khatam nhi hote
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• Kasam se ek ek ko chun chun k marunga
Kisiko nei chorunga
Dar Gya kya
dar mat
Jaan se nahi
sirf miss call marunga
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• Kasam se ek ek ko chun chun k marunga
Kisiko nei chorunga
Dar Gya kya
dar mat
Jaan se nahi
sirf miss call marunga
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• Americans Invented,
'MOBILE'..
Japanese Invented,
'SIM Card'..
Be Proud..
Coz..
Our Great Indian Girls Invented,
?
'Miss Call'
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• American- Hamare Paas
MADONA,JULIA,BRITNEY Jaise ITEM BOMB Hai..
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai
Indian- Hamare Paas
EMRAAN HASHMI Jaise BOMB Difuser HE
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• Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Of OO..
Ha Ha Ha
Oh No
Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Kuch nhi Bas Tumhari Shakal Yaad Aa Gyi thi yaar
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• 1Murga 1Murgi k pichhe bhag rha tha
Achanak
Murgi Car k niche aa gayi or mar gyi
Murga-Lagta he DESI he,
Jaan de di magar IZZAT bacha Li
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• Samandar Me Gehraai Ki Tarah
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah
Khuda Kare Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Rakhe
Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah
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• Pati- Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna, Mai Ghar Pe Nahi Hu
Patni- Wo Ghar Pe Hai
Pati- Maine Mana Kiya Tha Na
Patni- Jaanu.. Phone Mere Liye Tha
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• Sardar: Sir ji, Aap apni Patni ko party mein kyun nahi laate?
Boss :"Woh gaon ki he"
Sardar : "O Sorry,
mujhe laga woh sirf aap ki hai
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Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO khte ho,
Whisky pite ho to DARLING khte ho.
par Aaj "Bhootni" kyo kaha?
Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu
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• Aapke
Bathroom Me Ek Hafte se
Camera Laga He
Aur
Ye Dekho Apne Nahate Waqt ka Photo-
Oye!
Ye Kya?
Hafte Bhar Se
Nahaye Hi Nahi?
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• Wife-If I die what will u do?
Husband-Main paagal ho jaunga
Wife-Will u marry again after I die?
Husband-Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta He
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• Usne Mehndi Laga Rkhi Thi,
Humne Doli Saja Rkhi Thi,
Mujhe Pata Tha Wo Bewafa Niklegi,
Isliye Humne Uski Chhoti Bhen B pata Rkhi Thi
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• A Chiti Saw A Box Of GuD.
The Same Time She Saw A Handsome Makoda.
Chiti Left Gud & Followed Makoda
Bcoz
Gud Se Mitha Ishq Ishq
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• Mulakat k liye safed phool
Dosti k liye pila phool
Pyaar k liye lal phool
aur
aur
aur
aur
.
.
.
.
Sasuraal Geda phool
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• Ek Bahut Bade Sharabi Ki Car Ke Piche Likha Tha
.
.
.
.
DAARU PIYO.. INSAAN BANO
ROTI TO..
KUTTE Bhi Khaate Hai..
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